i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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