My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
