white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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