actually, I'm a sock model
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Randomize