bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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