where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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