I want to stick my p in your. b.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
