you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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