When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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