Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize