How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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