I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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