Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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