And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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