Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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