he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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