I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Dicks are not precious.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
