I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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