Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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