I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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