even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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