sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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