Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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