DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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