Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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