fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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