NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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