I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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