girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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