From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
