There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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