Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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