have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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