You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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