So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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