Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
