Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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