Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i already hear my dad disowning me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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