My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Randomize
