Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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