Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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