Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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