Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no, he came in my armpit
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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