I wannas sexs uuuuu
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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