So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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