It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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