You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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