also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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