yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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