I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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