Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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