So drunk its hurt
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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