So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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