the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
