what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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