If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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